Thursday, September 24, 2015

How to build a computer in ten easy steps

Step 1: Organisation

Step 2: Planning

Step 3: Food, drink and scissors

Step 4: Socks

Step 5: One worried cat

Step 6: Open the cage...

Step 7: Close the cage

Steps 8, 9 and 10:

Pay the credit card debt, tidy up for a year, and last, but by no means least, pray to the supreme motherboard in the sky that when the dust settles and the anxious cat can finally get a wink of well-earned sleep, there is an 'on' button that not only works but keeps on working for at least a year, by which time the technology will be entirely obsolete and it will be time to begin all over again.



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