Friday, May 8, 2015

Fuck dust

Seriously? Dusting shoes?

For the second time this week this same ad, inside the same catalogue of crap, has been smuggled into our house within the two quality magazines - from different countries - we subscribe to for their political and cultural insights. Fuck off already I say to that! And fuck dust! And while we're at it, fuck sexism and fuck global capitalism!

Put some serious hair on those feet the thickness of that green worm hair you got there and I might consider making an investment - god knows it's not getting any easier to buy birthday presents for my teenagers. But don't be suggesting I've got nothing better to do than pick up your dust with my feet! My feet have got better things to pick up.

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