Tuesday, May 5, 2015

O Eliot!



Under sleep, 
where all the waters meet
O Eliot!

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea... 
Till human voices wake us, and we drown 
O Eliot! 

His soul stretched tight across the skies... 
O Eliot! 

Her hand twists a paper rose... 
She is alone 
O Eliot! 

Yet with these April sunsets, that somehow recall... 
To be wonderful and youthful, after all 
O Eliot!






Monday, May 4, 2015

Tomatoe Joe

Small penis but... HUGE toe! Ya can't have it all, Tomatoe Joe.

Saturday, May 2, 2015

May-be, May-be-not

Welcome May, the crowded colour before the fall, my favourite month of all... 


On a totally unrelated matter, instead of shaving off our down under hair, why not colour it?



Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Auckland aftermath

Sydney's cyclone stormed into Auckland over the long weekend and although not doing anywhere near as much damage as it had done across the Tasman, and much less altogether than the damage wrought by the man-made storm that was Gallipoli WWI for the ANZACS (Aussie and New Zealand soldiers) - the reason for the long weekend - it left its mark on the city and on me, drawing me out with my camera to photograph a city I live in, but rarely see.




















Friday, April 24, 2015

In the moon

Is it...
a sail
a nail
a hammock
a buttock -
a boob?
No it's a moon;
you goon.



Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Time for a map


According to this year's Time top 100 most influential people (Titans of industry, Leaders, Pioneers, 'Icons' and Artists), if you're born in North America you're approximately a million times more likely to be 'influential' in one or other of these fields, particularly if you're born on the east coast, and most particularly, New York. 

I exaggerate slightly, but only slightly. The map says it all. It's made to look like this select group of VIPs were born and live all over the globe, but that's only because there isn't room for aaaaall the Americans in America. Tim Cook of that famous fruit company is floating somewhere off the South African coast, which is not where he was born or spends most of his time, methinks.

In order to get the land mass of NZ on the map, even though it contributes NOTHING to world influence, according to the map -- which should please the Australians, except for the fact that neither do they, according to the map -- I had to leave off Barack Obama. You win some and you lose some. 

Time for a nap -- to dream about being on the map, possibly in the form of Reese Witherspoon.